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Sunday, December 30, 2007

hihieEEEE!!!

its the season to be happy and share ur love and WEALTHHHH.. wootzzz..

i think you all should ahve received the msg already...

all is to come for an urgent meeting held by Keith..
ON MONDAY (31/12/07)..
SQUASH COURT...
AT 1PM AFTER SCHOOOL...
bring $15 along =)

prob i can show u all the fixtures of the game in NUS invitational by then... and.. be there.. for SOME FUN! whahha =S

keith.

Posted by TP Squash@ 1:38 am
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Friday, December 28, 2007

hihiiihihihi...

melvin askkk. HU WANNSSS to play squash with scgs GALSSS... all chio chio wannn.. at scgs on next saturday 5th january/??

please please let melvin noe... sms him... if u wan his number.. ask from keith or any of the seniors. =)

Posted by TP Squash@ 12:22 am
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Thursday, December 20, 2007

hi all..

HONG TUAN AND ME will be playing tomorrow, 21 DEC... so if ya guys areinterested, or hand itchy.. or.. racket rusting... come down to join us k.. in school.. =)

Posted by TP Squash@ 9:20 pm
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Friday, December 14, 2007

COMPETITION name list

hi all.. i dunno if u all are suppose to read this or not.. i shall jus post it up..

if ur name is inside.. good for u.. cos u need to brush up ur skills like.. in a few weeks time cos the comp is during mid january.

however if ur name is not inside.. pleasee please pleasee.. do work harder 2x,3x or even 100x more.. cos u will be recognised one day.. =D

the comp name list is as goes..

men's team:
team A:
teo hong tuan (D grade)
Melvin Ho Keat Ru(E grade)
chew wei jie(E grade)

team B:
tan yi shao keith (F grade)
Brandon Lim Jun Xiang(NG)
Cheong Hao Ming(NG)

team C:
Poon Mun Fai(NG)
Seah Zen Wei Gideon(NG)
Brandon Leonard Lim(NG)

team D:
kleon loh(NG)
heok kay hua(NG)
tang wen ming calvin(NG)

women's team:
team A:
Elaine chee young heng(NG)
Tan Li Jun June(NG)
Deborah Lee Zhen Pin(NG)

team B:
Shavonne Wong Che Fung(NG)
Elaine Koh(NG)
Jing Mei(NG)

Posted by TP Squash@ 1:02 am
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Saturday, December 08, 2007

hi all.. its keith!!!!!!

happy or not also must read..

trainig will RESUME ON 18 december.. so... DO COME FOR TRAINING..

short and sweet enough CALVIN? =D

Posted by TP Squash@ 11:05 pm
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Thursday, December 06, 2007

A bird that flies and bangs against the glass, is not a very smart bird indeed.
Still, poor thing.
Training was as usual, nothing really out of the norm happened. Trained, played games, yadda yadda. Nothing significant happened that is worth mentioning anyway, except the part where the bird flies into the glass (PWNED!); which was just weird.

Anyway, the term tests are around the corner (actually no, they are right smack in your face). So.. study? Try to la anyway. Endure! Persevere! Whatever! The end of the tests would come anyway, so might as well do well for it. (:

I know large chunks of text would just make you guys too lazy to read it (ASS.), thus ends update.

STUDY LUH.
-shavonne

Posted by TP Squash@ 1:12 am
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Saturday, December 01, 2007

ok... good try shavonne.. keep up the good work =)

anyway.. that site.. i duno y weijie go search for this kinda thingss...

quoted from that site huh...

Squash
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“There is only one thing worse than playing squash together, and that is not playing squash together”
~ Oscar Wilde on playing squash
“I wish I hadn't said that.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde quotes on playing squash

Squash is a "internationally" recognised sport played by a few, not many, old men and young boys forced to play it by the same old men. It is basically a sport where violence rules the court. The more bloody the battle is, the better the crowd will cheer. In the end, even if a player has scored more points, the person who is the most liked by the crowd wins. Why? Because if the umpire does not follow the crowd...well, most likely he dies.
[edit] Gameplay

Objective
The main objective of squash is to drive the ball off the front wall and into your opponent. Different parts of the human give diferent points.
Scoring

Here is the scoring system of the game. Like previously mentioned, different parts hit provide different points scored. This scoring system is endorsed by the IFSI, or International Federation of Squash Idiots.

Arm: 1 Point
Leg: 1 Point
Chest: 2 Points
Abdomen: 3 Points
Head : 4 Points
Groin/Jackpot: 5 Points

However, if the racket hits an opponent, the person holding the racket gets 1 point. Thus, a match often results in a free for all brawl. There is no booking for dangerous play because most of the time the referee is in the toilet, wanking to a porno magazine mush like the one next to you now. You sick dirty minded you.

Please be mindful of killing in the court. Blood spoils the court floor. However, if you "accidentally" kill your opponent, you are given 5 points. If the opponent dies of internal bleeding after the match, you are automatically declared the winner. Because of this rule, there have been cases where the ball was rigged. Like using a shot put instead of a rubber squash ball.

hahhaa.. squash can link to wanking in the TOILET??!? HAHAHA.. anyway... speaking of toilet....

i was at toa payoh safra today having squash traiinng.. den u guys noe wat..

i wanted to bath den the toilet with 4 cubicles are full.. then i waited and waited.. about 15 mins... den i walk in and out of the toilet to complain and grumble to the rest.. den when i wanted to walk in to wait for the cubicle, a guy ran in and took that cubicle.. i den waited for the other 3 for the small boys to come out..

guess wat.. i wated for another 5 mins and still they are inside.. 1 is the door got one BIKINI hanging there so i din wanan peek inside.. the other 2.. got one bloody sissy small boyyy.. bend down.. wash wash.. i think he even bathed his toenails?!?! so damm long.. i went out to complain to my fellow squashmates.. den u noe wat they told me?

they said.. liddat ok already lo.. last time is they go in... den make alot of bubble.. stay inside the cubicle and ICE SKATE!!!!! omg.. damm furious.. waiting for toilet dne still no cubicle to use..

finally i got a chance to use the toilet... den i heard some mother and daughter shouting into the toilet..

"RICHARD, U BETTER COME OUT NOW.. IF U DUN COME OUT MEI MEI AND I ARE LEAVING."

i was like.. bloody hell. got u this kinda poeple occupy the cubicles. even a small gal bath faster den u lo.. sucker!!!!!

haha.. end of fusturation.. its a happy day =D

Posted by TP Squash@ 10:11 pm
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Keith asks me to blog so here I am. I did tell him that thursday training was just ordinary training but he insists I blog anyway. So here goes:

Thursday training was an ordinary training.

Haha.
Uhm, Attendance was alright (i guess?)
We had the usual tortures, did crosscourt/volley, then played games which I didnt have a chance to cause the blardy lights went off before my turn, and then dinner.
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Wei jie recommends this site.
Btw, the blog links are up on the left side. (:

-shavonne

Posted by TP Squash@ 12:45 am
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